I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight 93, but all of the terrorists, too. 'Garden State' came out in 2004. That means none of them got a chance to see it. Let that sink in for a second. No wonder they're building a memorial.

At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I'd just love to see Will Smith's face if he found out I, Z-Braff, have the number one rap album in the country. That'd show that no-talent uncle tom.

Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.

I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.

I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.

Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.