I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.

You always need something to complain about. And if you can't come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don't believe in this chitchat.

Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!

I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.

I'm like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.

I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.

José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.