I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

I don't need the Ballon d'Or to know I'm the best. It matters more to some players

You can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid

When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor the accelerator. Guardiola filled up with diesel and went for a spin in the countryside. If that’s what he wanted, he should have bought himself a Fiat from the start.

Only God knows You’re talking to him now.

It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.