I don't need the Ballon d'Or to know I'm the best. It matters more to some players

I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.

Only God knows You’re talking to him now.

You always need something to complain about. And if you can't come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don't believe in this chitchat.

Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions

Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.