I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!

You don't need a team leader, you need quality.

I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.

At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.

An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.