That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not.

That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not.

Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?

Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!

An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.

José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.

It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don't like that is lying.