Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin

When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.

A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.

You don't need a team leader, you need quality.

One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.

I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.

That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not.