Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin

PSG's project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don't dream bigger - you are bigger!

Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?

I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.

It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.

A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.

I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.