Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin

I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.

That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not.

You always need something to complain about. And if you can't come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don't believe in this chitchat.

I'm like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.

When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.

It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.