Everyone is equal - a strange Swedish mentality.

Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.

I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.

Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions

You can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid

That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not.

When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor the accelerator. Guardiola filled up with diesel and went for a spin in the countryside. If that’s what he wanted, he should have bought himself a Fiat from the start.