When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor the accelerator. Guardiola filled up with diesel and went for a spin in the countryside. If that’s what he wanted, he should have bought himself a Fiat from the start.

I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.

Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!

Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.

It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don't like that is lying.

I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.

It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.