When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor the accelerator. Guardiola filled up with diesel and went for a spin in the countryside. If that’s what he wanted, he should have bought himself a Fiat from the start.

PSG's project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don't dream bigger - you are bigger!

That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not.

You always need something to complain about. And if you can't come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don't believe in this chitchat.

It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.

I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.

Only God knows You’re talking to him now.