When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor the accelerator. Guardiola filled up with diesel and went for a spin in the countryside. If that’s what he wanted, he should have bought himself a Fiat from the start.

Everyone is equal - a strange Swedish mentality.

One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.

Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.

Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions

Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.

Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin