One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?

We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend

Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!

José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.

You always need something to complain about. And if you can't come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don't believe in this chitchat.