Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books.

I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.

I don't know whether you have any rights before you're born. All I know is that being born again doesn't entitle you to twice as many.

The very fact that the jaguar can become extinct while the Pekingese survives indicates to me that someone hasn't thought this thing through.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

I don't know if the unborn has rights, but I do know that being born again doesn't give you more rights.

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.