You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?
Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.
We did have three go to the YMCA.
I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.