You always catch the wrong players.

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.