You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'