We did have three go to the YMCA.
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.