You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

You mean in the state?

We did have three go to the YMCA.

You always catch the wrong players.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.