The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.
Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.
I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.