Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'
Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.