Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.
If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.