If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.
Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.
I can't think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.