Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.

You are what you are when nobody is looking.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

It's true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.

Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.