The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.

I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.