California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.