Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.