I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.