All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
Adam CarollaI guess my feeling is that if youโre going to make a joke, thatโs fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that youโre trying to make.
Adam CarollaI don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
Adam Carolla