I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.

The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.