California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
I'd never hurt another person.
You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.
Welfare is monetary methadone.