Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.