Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, "Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome."

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.