I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.

I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.