You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.

My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

My motto is "more mystery, less history".

If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.

Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.