You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.
Adam CarollaCalifornia is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
Adam CarollaHonestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
Adam CarollaYou don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
Adam Carolla