My first car was a motorcycle.

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.

I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.