Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
I'm a comedian, not a politician.