Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera - sort of low-key. I don't like being on camera stuff that much. I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader. Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show.

I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'