[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
There are certain things women are better at than men.
People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.