Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.