Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.