I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.

When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.