I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.