My motto is "more mystery, less history".

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.

Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.