I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.

[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.