I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.

When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.

Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.