I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.