It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.

I am not a good cue card reader.

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.

I'd never hurt another person.

I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.