It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.

It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.