[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

My motto is "more mystery, less history".

I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.