Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.

It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera - sort of low-key. I don't like being on camera stuff that much. I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader. Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show.

Welfare is monetary methadone.

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.