The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.

A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.

When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.