The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice.

I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh."

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.