The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice.

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'