I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.

I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.