I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

I know I want to always do the best I can.

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.