I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.

I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people.

I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.