I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

My hobbies are run-on sentences.

I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that.

The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.