I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that - I hope my dad doesn't get mad at me. But I don't spend money on myself. I don't like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them.

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.