My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.