How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.

I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.