I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.

I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.