I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.