When you're shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It's an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you'd like to be.

In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.