When you're shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It's an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you'd like to be.

I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.

It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?