I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.

I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.