I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.

I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this "Click", actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

When I was a kid you always heard about the Israeli army and you always heard about this tiny little country and how everyone around them wants them gone, and every time somebody comes after them they take care of business. And so as a Jewish kid you were proud of that.

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.