Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm slowly letting pieces of myself out there and then maybe by the time I'm 85, I'll look back and say, 'All right, that about sums it up.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.