Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.

I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

I grew up cursing a lot.

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'