Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy.

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.