The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to do the right thing. With the amount of money I have, it's difficult to raise children the way I was raised. But I took away the west and north wing of the house for those guys. So, they're not allowed in there.

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

Girls are soft and pretty.

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.