He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this "Click", actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.

I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.

It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.