I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.

I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.