I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.

He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.