I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.

I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.

I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.