I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.